Editorial Humor by Corey Colvin. It's a shame that Hollywood's biggest superstar celebrities aren't willing to lend their names to less-than-stellar products. It would certainly be fun to see Brad Pitt hocking his own brand of male enhancement supplements on a late-night infomercial, or Jack Nicholson selling roach-killer contraptions! Will Smith, Bruce Willis, and yes even you, Mel Gibson... you all need to lower your standards! American consumerism is alive and well, and you may as well profit from it!

Hey ladies (if there ARE any females actually reading this magazine!), what do you get the man who has everything? How about a year's supply of penis enlargement pills? Liz McKinnon, our token female journalist at PE Magazine, contributes this humorous account of her husband's very unusual birthday request. The gift of male enhancement may sound like an unusual present, but as Liz recounts, it couldn't have been a more practical gift. Or a more mutually beneficial one!